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Registration

   To help us create a "better online experience" for our visitors we
   require certain types of users to register.

   If you are an employee, partner, affiliate or legal representative of
   any site which enforces compulsory user registration then we require
   you to complete our registration process. It costs nothing to register
   and will only take a moment.

   Registration must be completed prior to using any resource of
   bugmenot.com including viewing pages or emailing the site operators.
   Failure to do so constitutes a breach of our [1]Terms of Use and
   non-authorization to use this site. Server logs don't lie.
   Title _____
   First Name _______________
   Last Name _______________
   Address
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   City __________
   State _____
   ZIP Code _____
   Country _______________
   E-mail Address _______________
   Home Phone __________
   Date of Birth __________
   Gender [Male...................]
   Religion [Christianity.........................]
   Ethnicity [American Indian or Alaska Native.........]
   Political Orientation [Anarchism.....................]
   Sexual Orientation [Heterosexual]
   What percentage of sites do you visit that require registration? _____
   What percentage would you be comfortable with? _____
   Do you completely trust your personal information to all these sites?
   [Yes]
   How do you determine what sites to trust and not to trust?
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   Do you consider privacy a commodity? [Yes]
   If so, what worth (in US dollars) would you place on your own privacy:
   __________
   Would you be willing to have an RFID chip inserted under your skin in
   exchange for a free, 12 month newspaper subscription? [Yes]
   What if we told you that you couldn't access news unless you agreed?
   [Yes]
   Explain how we can verify the information you enter in this form is
   correct:
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   Explain how a search engine like Google would function if no content
   was publicly accessible:
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   Annual Income (in US dollars) __________
   Total worth of assets __________
   Total outstanding debt (including credit cards and loans) __________
   Current bank balance __________
   Amount you expect to spend on pharmaceutical products this year
   __________
   Amount you expect to spend on herbal supplements this year __________
   Have you ever suffered from any form of depression or anxiety? [Yes]
   Have you ever suffered from any form of sexual dysfunction? [Yes]
   How many sexual partners have you had in your life __________
   How many times per week do you engage in sexual intercourse?
   __________
   How many times per week do you masturbate __________
   Out of ten how would you rate your satisfaction with your partner's
   sexual performance 1 (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) 10
   Out of ten how would you rate your partner's satisfaction with your
   sexual performance 1 (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) 10
   Do you currently buy Viagra over the internet? [Yes]
   Are you ever likely to buy Viagra over the internet? [Yes]
   List the email addresses of three of your friends or family members
   most likely to buy Viagra over the internet:
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   Would internet advertising influence you into buying a new car? [Yes]
   What if the car was shiny and the ad popped up in front of what you
   were looking at? [Yes]
   Have you ever fantasized about killing your boss? [Yes]
   Have you ever sympathized with members of Al Qaeda? [Yes]
   List the names of any of your friends, family or neighbors you suspect
   may sympathize Al Qaeda:
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   ____________________________________________________________
   Have you ever contemplated overthrow of a government? [Yes]
   I consent to having this information sold to the highest bidder on
   eBay. [_]

   Register

   Time to fight fire with fire- if you run a website then please
   consider placing the following snippet in your Terms Of Use:

   Any subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, or employees of any
   site employing compulsory user registration mechanisms are not
   authorized to access the content or services of this site.

   Pass it on.

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References

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